Did a bit more iMonk surfing . . . Not to get into the controversy that fuels this post (although I'm a teetotaler who agrees with what's written there), this line completely cracked me up:

"Everyone is aware that this isn’t about the abuse of alcohol, and a fair number of the people getting red-faced over the issue show evidence that if the bar in question were a buffet, they’ve been frequenting it more than once a year."

Heh heh.